Warwick Roger Slaughterhouse is a 21-year-old student who enjoys vandalising bus stops, yoga and running. He is energetic and gentle, but can also be very violent and a bit dull.

He is a Danish Jedi who defines himself as pansexual. He is currently at college. He is allergic to Brazil nuts.

Physically, Warwick is slightly overweight but otherwise in good shape. He is very tall with chocolate skin, grey hair and brown eyes.

He grew up in a working class neighbourhood. He was raised by his father, his mother having left when he was young.

He is currently single. His most recent romance was with a student called Karl Aron Perry, who was the same age as him. Karl died in 2019.The papers reported the cause of death: ‘infection’

Warwick’s best friend is a student called Josef Wilkinson. They are inseparable. He also hangs around with David Daniel and Vincent O’Moore. They enjoy hockey together.